2007-01-05 - 10:45 p.m.
Copy from Joyce Blog
男人不能惯,越惯越混蛋!
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u r IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u r PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u r trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u r from the COUNTRYSIDE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u r SMARTER than him, he’ll be ashamed;
If he’s SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u Don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don’t make love with him, he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! He says u r CHEAP.
If u tell him ur PROBLEM, he says u r TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u r like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u r a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in ur exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u r CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u r too SENSITIVE!!
